If I become vegan but I don't tell anyone, does it still count?

Highlight of my Life

Meet Mikey; World's Greatest Door Stop

My dog weighs 30 more pounds than I do. 

He doesn't move if he doesn't want to. 

I miss my Longmont family....

The End of my Dancing Career

Arrived at an acting audition today only to realize that it was actually a dancing audition... But I wasn't going to sit in traffic for an hour for nothing so I committed.

Results: 1. At least the Casting Director got a good laugh.  2. I give myself an A for Effort. 3. I learned that I can not "shake dat ass" nor "make it clap."

L.A. - 1 / Shannon - 0

So it begins...

Hello Interwebs,

I think blogs are obnoxious and pretentious. Luckily, I am obnoxious and pretentious, so here is my blog. Now I am one of them.

I can't really tell you where this is going to go... A lot of ridiculous things happen to me on a daily basis so I will mostly report on them for the entertainment of my friends and foes.

Sidenote: I don't embrace hashtags. I ignore them. Don't expect them. Additionally, emoticons are absolutely forbidden.  :( #hashtags