Hello Interwebs,
I think blogs are obnoxious and pretentious. Luckily, I am obnoxious and pretentious, so here is my blog. Now I am one of them.
I can't really tell you where this is going to go... A lot of ridiculous things happen to me on a daily basis so I will mostly report on them for the entertainment of my friends and foes.
Sidenote: I don't embrace hashtags. I ignore them. Don't expect them. Additionally, emoticons are absolutely forbidden. :( #hashtags
